![]() ![]() Why doesn't the show employ subtitles for these Gaelic scenes?Ĥ9. Oh Claire, I know you have few choices, but can we make this the last lace choker you wear?Ĥ8. "They say I'm a witch" is definitely something a witch would say.Ĥ7. That's always a good thing." I don't think Jamie's talking about the horse.Ĥ6. Claire is getting all Maury Povich in this castle. I respect how many glasses of wine Claire has polished off.Ĥ4. Claire needs to make like Biff in Back to the Future 2 - she knows what's going to happen she could take over the world.Ĥ3. If I were sent back to the 1700s and had to deduce the governmental structure, I'd be all: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Ĥ1. Good thing Claire is so knowledgeable about history. OMG, what is wrong with that guy's legsssssssssssss?!?!?!?!Ĥ0. Claire's dressing process is fascinating: so many layers.ģ9. Jamie is really making these one-shoulder bandages look hella sexy.ģ8. "Is your husband alive?" "No." ::Commence eye sex::ģ7. Don't get turned on during Jamie's flogging scenes.ģ6. Don't get turned on during Jamie's flogging scenes. ![]() Welp, if the attempted rape didn't do it, making Jamie look at his sister naked certainly sold me on Black Jack (also Tobias Menzies) being a real asshole.ģ5. I'm so glad Jamie kept getting hurt in the shoulder because tending to it requires Claire to take off his shirt.ģ4. Only Claire would fall through a time portal and end up in the arms of an old-timey male model.ģ3. Did he just say, "Cock on a rock?" Cuz…ģ2. The Lord really gifted us with Sam Heughan.ģ0. Oh no, I can't understand any of these Scottish people.Ģ9. Nearly raped two minutes after arriving in this new time.Ģ8. Went to get some forget-me-nots, touched a rock, fell through a time portal. Claire and Frank have stumbled upon auditions for So You Think You Can Dance Like a Druid.Ģ6. "I saw a ghost looking at you, so I need to know if you've cheated on me." Real slick, Frank (Tobias Menzies).Ģ5. I hate it when ghosts watch me brush my hair too.Ģ4. Wonder if the reverend's wife read the Outlander books?Ģ3. This palm reading is hella foreshadowing. Oolong tea is good for tea leaf readings? Fun fact, Outlander.Ģ2. "Outlander!" He said it, but I still don't know what it means.Ģ1. "I have no panties on, so you should totally go down on me in this dirty old kitchen." I like this lady.Ģ0. Oh, Claire's going to fall through a door to the past in these ruins, isn't she?ġ9. That innkeeper certainly loves listening to other people have sex.ġ8. Claire sounds so eloquent while questioning her husband's manhood: "You'll never manage the next branch on your family tree if you don't show more industry than that."ġ7. Every door in this village has blood smeared on it, but, by all means, stop and spend the night.ġ6. Wait, I really thought this show took place in olden times.ġ4. The life Claire (Caitriona Balfe) wants is in a vase? Is she looking for a genie?ġ1. I can't decide if I would be a worse soldier or a worse field medic…ġ0. This takes place after World War II? I'm confused.ħ. ![]()
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